Stuff people said to me, that I thought you should hear.
That whole “settled down” thing? I’ve never felt more settled down by being married. —David
Pittsburgh is the west coast of the east coast, and the east coast of the Midwest. —Gina
It’s the most intimate way of getting into someone’s private selfhood. If you can control what kind of underwear someone buys, and whether they masturbate when they’re wearing it, you have the most intimate level of control over them. You’re in their lives in the most intimate way. It’s not about what you do; it’s about who you are. —Linda
It’s a lot easier to do something scary when you know somebody loves you. —Taylor
You don’t deserve good cocktails if you don’t like good women. —Laurel
You guys are so lucky you don’t have adolescence! —Mariella
The worst most wonderful thing that could have happened to me, just did.
It’s the kind of place that would be utterly miserable in the rain and cold, and nothing but dreary the rest of the time.
Whenever I check into a fancy hotel, the first thing I do is shuck off my clothes and reach for the robe.
Things people said, that I thought you should hear.